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Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

If you were a Transformer… you’d be Optimus Fine.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.

I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.

I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.

Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?

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I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!

Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.

We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away!

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.​

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Do you have a name, or can I just call you 'mine'?

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

You're so fine, you made me forget my pickup line.

Did we go to school together? I could swear we had chemistry.

Want a raisin? No? How about a date?

What's your favorite drink? I'm asking so I know what to buy you on our first date.

Have we met? Because you look exactly like my next boyfriend/girlfriend/partner.

I never believed in love at first sight, but that's before I saw you.

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.

You owe me a drink. Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

They say nothing lasts forever, so will you be my nothing?

Want to go outside for some fresh air? You took my breath away.

If you were a song, you'd be the best single on the album.

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Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away.

It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

Your hand looks lonely. Can I hold it for you?

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

Is your name Google? Because you're everything I've been searching for.

Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?

To quote the poet Katy Perry, "You make me feel like I'm living a teenage dream."

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Did your license get suspended for driving all those guys crazy?

Are you a broom? Because you've swept me off my feet.

Do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee falling for you.

I'm learning about important dates in history, wanna be one of them?

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If you were a fruit, you'd be a "fine-apple."

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.

Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Aren't you tired? From running through my mind all day?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

Are you a parking ticket? You've got fine written all over you.

If you were a chicken, you'd be "im-peck-able"

Did you just come out of an oven? Because you're too hot to handle.

They say dating is a numbers game, so can I get yours?

Know what's on the menu today? Me 'n u.

I was feeling a little off today, but you've turned me on again.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house?

Are you a magician? Because when I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Wow, I've been blinded by your beauty. I'll need your name and number for insurance purposes.

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If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.

I thought this was a [restaurant/bar/etc.] but it must actually be a museum, because you're a work of art.

What is it like to be the most gorgeous person in this room?

I don't know your name, but I'm sure it's just as beautiful as you are.

I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

Did you do something to my eyes? I can't seem to take them off you.

Are you an electrician? Because you're lighting up my day.

(At a bar) I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always this hot?

I'm not an organ donor, but I'm ready to give you my heart.

Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on earth has clearly never stood next to you.

I'd say God bless you, but it looks like he already has.

Are you a charger? Because I'm dying without you.

If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I'll give it right back.

I've been told I'm good with numbers, how about you give me yours so I can prove it?

You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (They say no). Well, would you like to?

I can see that you're gorgeous, but what else should I know about you?

Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

Well I was just trying to [have dinner/have a drink] but you're very distracting.

You've got everything I've been looking for, and trust me, I've been looking for a long time.

Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year?

On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need.

I'd never play hide and seek with you, because someone like you is impossible to find.

Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

Pickup Lines for Girls

I think someone must have stolen the stars and put them in your eyes.

I saw you walking by and I just had to come say hello.

You know what you'd look beautiful in? My arms.

The sparkle in your eye is so bright, the sun and stars must be jealous.

You look like you know how to have a good time! Been on any fun adventures lately?

(At a bar or other public place) You see my friend over there? He/she/they want to know if you think I'm cute.

I think I saw you on Spotify, as the hottest single of the year.

When God made you, he was really just showing off.

Do you have the time? I want to remember the exact minute I fell for you.

If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.

Not to be dramatic, but I think you're the answer to my prayers.

I think there's something wrong with my phone. Your number's not in it.

You're so beautiful you made me forget my pickup line.

When I text you good morning tomorrow, what number should I text?

Pickup Lines for Guys

Did you invent the airplane? Because you're clearly Mr. Wright.

I was wondering if you're an artist, because you're so good at drawing me in.

I've always thought happiness started with an "H" but it looks like it starts with "U."

Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.

Now that I've seen you, life without you is like a broken pencil ... pointless.

I'm not sure what it is about you, but I feel like I have to get to know you.

Do you like Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me.

My friends bet me I couldn't chat up the hottest guy in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some more drinks?

I believe in honesty, so let me be honest: you're the most attractive man I've ever seen.

You must be a talented thief, because you managed to steal my heart from all the way over here.

I had a good pickup line ready to go, but you're so good-looking I'm literally speechless.

I'm surprised they haven't asked you to leave yet. You're making all the other men in here look bad.

Can we take a picture together? I want to show my mom what my next boyfriend looks like.

I didn't know what I wanted in a man until I saw you.

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1. I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away!

2. So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?

3. I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.

4. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

5. Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

6. When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.

7. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

8. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.

9. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.

10. I didn’t know what I wanted in a woman until I saw you.

11. I was wondering if you could tell me: If you’re here, who’s running Heaven?

12. No wonder the sky is gray (or dark, if at night)—all the color is in your eyes.

13. You’ve got everything I’ve been searching for, and believe me—I’ve been looking a long time.

14. You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

15. You’ve got a lot of beautiful curves, but your smile is absolutely my favorite.

16. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

17. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

18. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

19. It says in the Bible to only think about what’s pure and lovely… So I’ve been thinking about you all day long.

20. Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

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21. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

22. You know what you would look really beautiful in? My arms.

23. I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

24. Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

25. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?

26. Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. (pause) I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.

27. Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!

28. I’ve heard it said that kissing is the ‘language of love.’ Would you care to have a conversation with me about it sometime?

29. I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’

30. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

31. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.

32. If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.

33. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

34. You know, I always thought that Disneyland was the ‘happiest place on Earth,’ but that was before I got a chance to stand here next to you.

35. Want to go outside and get some fresh air with me? You just took my breath away.

36. If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’

37. If you were a Transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’

38. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.

39. Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?

40. You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again.

Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Guys

41. Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?

42. Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.

43. Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.

44. I thought this was a (bar/restaurant/etc.), but I must be in a museum because you’re a piece of art.

45. You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night and I just had to come and say hello.

46. Hi, I’m (your name). Do you remember me? Oh, that’s right—we’ve only met in my dreams.

47. What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room?

48. I can’t tell if that was an earthquake, or if you just seriously rocked my world.

49. I just had to tell you, your beauty made me truly appreciate being able to see.

50. If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple.’

51. I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it’s as beautiful as you are. I’m (your name).

52. You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.

53. The sparkle in your eyes is so bright, the sun must be jealous.

54. One night I looked up at the stars and thought, ‘Wow, how beautiful.’ But now that I’m looking at you, nothing else can compare.

55. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

56. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

57. I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you.

58. I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes.

59. I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

60. In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three.

Cute and Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Girls

61. I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.

62. (Hold out your hand) Hey, I’m going for a walk. Would you mind holding this for me?

63. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again?

64. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

65. I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

66. Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute, I must be dreaming.

67. Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.

68. Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.

69. Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right?

70. If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my lives with you.

71. You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind.

72. When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?

73. I saw you walking by and I had to come say hello. I love your style. My name’s (your name).

74. I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

75. I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.

76. You know, I believe that honesty is the best policy, so to be perfectly honest, you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever seen.

77. I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.

78. You must be a hell of a thief, because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.

79. There must be something wrong with my eyes—I can’t seem to take them off of you.

80. If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.

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81. My friends bet me I couldn’t talk to the prettiest girl in the bar. Want to use their money to buy some drinks?

82. Trust me, I’m not drunk; I’m just intoxicated by you.

83. I seem to have lost my number—can I have yours?

84. I was just trying to buy a drink here, but you’re very distracting.

85. I started reading/watching an interesting book/show last week, and I’d love to discuss it with someone. Have you heard of it?

86. You see my friend over there? S/he wants to know if you think I’m cute.

87. I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.

88. You: Are you good at math?

Them: No (or Yes)

You: Me neither (or Me too). But the only number I care about is yours.

89. I’m surprised the restaurant/bar/etc. hasn’t asked you to leave yet. You’re so beautiful you’re making all the other girls look bad.

90. Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

91. Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.

92. It’s never easy meeting a complete stranger—especially one as beautiful as you—without being properly introduced. But can we try anyway?

93. I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school, because you and I’ve got chemistry and I want to know all about it.

94. Hi, my name is (your name), but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.

95. Do I know you? (pause) Oh, sorry, it’s just that you look just like my next girlfriend.

96. If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

97. Hey, do you mind if we take a picture together? I just want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.

98. You look like you know how to have a good time. Been on any adventures lately?

99. You know, I’m actually terrible at flirting. How about you try to pick me up instead?

100. Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

101. I’m not sure what it is yet, but something about you seems really interesting.

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Are you wi-fi? Cause I'm totally feeling a connection.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.

Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.

Know what's on the menu? Me-N-U.

Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you're the best a man can get!

You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, you're super hot, and we belong together.

Have we met? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend [or boyfriend].

Excuse me, is your name chamomile? Because you look like a hot tea!

Knock-knock. Who's there? When where. When where who? Tomorrow night, my house, you.

Is it OK if I follow you out of here? My parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Can you take me to the hospital? I just broke my leg falling for you.

Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

Go ahead, feel my shirt. It's made of boyfriend material!

I'm not so good at holding conversations… is it OK if I hold your hand instead?

If you were a Transformer you'd be Optimus Fine!

Would you like to see a picture of a beautiful person? OK… let me find a mirror.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

Do you play Nintendo? Because I think Wii look good together.

I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Cupid called. He told me to tell you he needs my heart back.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Have I mentioned that I'm writing a book? A phone book to be precise… but it's missing your number.

Do you drink a lot of Sprite? Because you look so-da-licious!

I would've said "God bless you" after that sneeze, but it looks like he already has.

Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you!

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Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

I was wondering if you had an extra heart… because mine was just stolen.

Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!

If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

Hey, I'm Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

What's that amazing perfume you're wearing? Oh! That's just you? I can't get enough.

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!

I was blinded by your beauty… You'll have to give me your name and number for insurance purposes.

Have you seen Star Wars? Because Yoda only one for me!

Hey, you're pretty and I'm cute. Together we'd be Pretty Cute.

Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Because you're the best a man can get!

Hi, I'd like to introduce myself. My name is Mr. Right… Someone said you were looking for me?

I'm confused… I thought happiness started with an H, but mine seems to start with U.

Do you have any Neosporin? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Life without you is like a broken pencil… totally pointless

Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don't mind being lost at sea.

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off?

Excuse me, do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Are you a loan? 'Cause you've got my interest!

I'm in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

Sorry, can you help me? I think something's wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.

Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're a-cutie!

I don't consider myself a hoarder but I really would like to keep you forever.

You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business!

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I'm good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn't need to figure out Y.

I'm really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I'd give you a 9, because I'm the 1 you're missing.

You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

You must be a bank loan, cause you've got my interest.

I've got 1-ply, I've got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you'd be set to stun!

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.

Did we just board the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like we're headed somewhere magical.

Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot.

If you were a chicken, you'd be absolutely impeccable.

Have they already suspended your license for driving all these guys crazy?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See.

You must be a campfire. Because you're super hot and I want s'more.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

Remember me? Oh, that's right, I've only met you in my dreams.

You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight!

I'm glad I remembered to bring my library card. 'Cause I am totally checking you out!

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber!

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!

If you and I were socks, we'd make a great pair!

Do you work at Dick's? Because you're sporting the goods!

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie!

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Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaaam!

Your eyes are like IKEA. I'm totally lost in them.

How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?

Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

Are you from France? Because Eiffel for you.

Aside from being drop dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?

You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?

You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.

You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!

I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.

Is your name Ariel? Cause we mer-made for each other.

If you were words on a page, you'd be the fine print.

I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word "gorgeous"!

I wasn't always religious. But I am now because you're the answer to all my prayers.